11-09-20 A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without w...

11-08-26 精彩对白 Colt: Everybody freeze ! It's okay. Bob: They're the good guys. Colt: You stinking lowlife . Come on. Let's go. Nora: Mom! Betrayed agent: Hey, loosen these things up. Colt: I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know...

11-08-18 Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row. Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style. 法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入...

11-07-07 I HOPE my dear,'' said Mr. Bennet to his wife as they were at breakfast the next morning, that you have ordered a good dinner to-day, because I have reason to expect an addition to our family party.'' Who do you mean, my dear? I know of nobody that...

11-07-04 There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now youre cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelle...

11-06-22 There was a village where all the peasants were rich except for just one poor one, whom they called the little peasant. He did not own a single cow, and had even less money to buy one with, but he and his wife would have liked to have one ever so mu...

11-06-02 IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of（缺少，需要） a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is s...

11-05-30 This is a story from Strange Tales from Make-Do Studio. As a child, Xiliu was smart and liked to read biographies of ancient sages. She decided to follow the examples of previous worthies and leave behind a reputation that would be noted for generat...

11-05-30 This is a story from Strange Tales from Make-Do Studio. One day a scholar named Wang Sheng in Taiyuan met, on his way out, a beautiful girl. He brought her back to be kept in his study. The girl asked him not to tell anybody. Days later, Wang met a...

11-05-30 This is a story from Strange Tales from Make-Do Studio. Mr Sun of Luoyang married the daughter of a magistrate（地方法官） . About twenty days after the wedding, his wife died of illness. Sun was extremely sad. One rainy day, an average-looking girl...