• The Happy Shoemaker

    12-06-21 Once there lived a rich merchant and a poor shoemaker in the same house. The merchant occupied the second floor, but the shoemaker lived and worked in a small room on the first floor. The shoemaker was one of the happiest persons on earth. He worked...

  • King Alfred and the Cakes

    12-06-21 King ALFRED O f England once led his army to fight with another army and was beaten. So he had to run away through the woods and swamps(沼泽,湿地) to save his life. One evening he came to a woodcutter's hut. He was very tired and hungry, so he be...

  • As If Awakening From A Dream 如梦初醒

    12-06-12 A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, Alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you A man shouts out at the news, Give me another bottle of Brandy...

  • 《爱情与灵药》四

    12-06-06 精彩对白 Bruce: Your problem is you don't know how to close! You gotta tell the docs what they need. Somebody says no, that's when the fun starts. That means you are in. Jamie: My numbers are up. Bruce: Your Zithromax is up. Big deal . We're not goi...

  • 日本驻美外交官施家暴被起诉

    12-05-14 A Japanese diplomat posted in California has been charged with domestic violence against his wife and could face up to 20 years in jail, the local district attorney said Tuesday. 美国地方检察官周二称,一位驻加利福尼亚州的日本外交官被控对妻子实施家庭...

  • Bug on Windshield

    12-05-09 A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the husband sleeping with another woman. The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the man's penis and throws it out the window. The penis splats onto the windshield(挡风玻璃) of the...

  • 普京妻子鲜少露面引猜疑

    12-04-28 As Vladimir Putin prepares to become Russia's President for an unprecedented third time, speculation is mounting as to why his wife Lyudmila Putina is never seen by his side. 正当弗拉基米尔-普京即将史无前例地第三次出任俄罗斯总统之际,有关他的妻子柳...

  • I thought I had gone deaf 我还以为我聋了

    12-04-27 On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? To which the farmer replied: Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf! 在一个乡村路上,一警察让这个农民靠边停车,说:...

  • Dying Man 最后的坦诚

    12-04-27 As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to(透露) his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just on...

  • The Revenge 欺骗的代价

    12-04-27 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I can't marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson:...