• I know I could count on you 我知道你会帮我

    12-03-21 Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. Boss, he says: we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(阁楼) and the garage. We're short-handed, Smith. the boss replies. I can't give you...

  • Why the Sea is Salt 1

    12-03-07 Long ago, there lived two brothers. The older brother was rich and successful, but mean and arrogant. The younger brother was very poor, but kind and generous. One day the poor brother and his wife found that they had nothing to eat in their house....

  • The Happy Marriage

    12-01-12 A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake(分享,参与) of the festivities and celebrations. All had a wonderful time. The bride was gorgeous in...

  • You Are Too Late 你太晚了

    12-01-10 On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket(扒手) , you are too late. My wife did it before you. 在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。 对不起,他对小偷说,你太晚了,我妻子在...

  • Father and son 父与子

    12-01-10 Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子:爸爸,听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。 父亲:孩子,实际上所有的国家都是这...

  • 男性更舍得花钱给情人买礼物

    11-12-25 As you settle down to watch Love Actually with your family this Christmas - and laugh at the seemingly ridiculous plot devices - one scene will ring especially true to a lot of philandering men. 这个圣诞节,当你和家人一起观看电影《真爱至上》,对看似...

  • Why I Want a Wife?

    11-11-10 aI belong to that classification of people known as wives. I am a Wife. And, not altogether incidentally, I am a mother. Not too long ago a male friend of mine appeared on the scene fresh from a recent divorce. He had one child, who is, of course, w...

  • An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

    11-11-09 Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I...

  • An angry wife's prayer 一个发怒妻子的祈祷

    11-10-20 A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to...

  • William's Wife

    11-10-14 English peoples name does not like Chinese people. English many people shared the same name. As men, such as: James, Dan, Mark, Peter, William, David As ladies, such as: Hannah, Amy, Lizz, Donnar, Leah, Lucy In our garden centre there were two WILLI...