美国单身男女纷寻节假日情侣
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到节假日,旧金山当地孤独但勇敢的单身男女们就纷纷在网站上刊登广告来征寻临时的约会对象,并开诚布公地列出需求和愿望。

It's one way of warding1 off(避开,挡住) a nosey mother's 'why haven't you got a boyfriend?' questions.

Lonely but intrepid2(勇敢的) San Francisco locals have taken to Craigslist.com to advertise for temporary boyfriends and girlfriends over the holidays.

The calls for 'holidates' lay out needs and desires in brutal3 honesty, stating that the contract is simply for the holiday season and that relationships will be terminated on New Year's day.

According to Huffington Post, one ad, created by two unnamed women on November 29 read: 'Let's cut to the chase(开门见山) : Holidays are the worst time to be single and some of us are just over it. We're two single girls looking for a pair of seasonal4 boyfriends for Christmas and New Years and only for Christmas and New Years.'

The two women, both 26, have since their ad flagged and taken down - and a second one suffered a similar fate at the hands of Craigslist moderators.

Taking their search for an ideal 'bromeo' to Tumblr instead, the 'womancing' duo have now set up a 'Two Girls, One Season' page where they are documenting their journey.

There, the ad goes on: 'We need two guys (preferably two in a bromance哥俩好 to match our womance) to stick around for the holidays. Our love will be fake, but epic5. We want to make everyone jealous.'

The two women, who describe themselves as 'really hot chicks' and 'workaholics(工作狂) ' who are too busy for full-time6 boyfriends, say their holiday romances will 'be like the spitting image of the last 30 minutes of Love Actually.'

The women say they are 'looking for men to attend all of the following: Our Office’s Holiday Party (open bar, holler!), Ugly Sweater Party in San Jose, Holiday Party in San Francisco, a holiday card photoshoot, and New Years Eve (guaranteed makeout sesh).'

And, men, aged7 between 24 and 32, you have to be willing to share your time with your temporary sweethearts: 'Your schedule should also be flexible — I mean come on, you gotta make time for your new girlfriends!'

As clear as they are in their desires, their demands for a certain type of man are equally stringent8: 'What we don’t want: Crazy alcoholics9, men with mommy or daddy issues, men who are looking to cheat on their current girlfriends, men who are just in it for sex, and creepers.'

'Let’s be honest, this is Craigslist,' they write, making a reference to the less savoury(可口的,开胃的) characters known to grace internet forums10.

They encourage suitable potential candidates to email details and photos to a Gmail address.

Contract termination is a straightforward11 process: 'Then we dump you,' they write. 'The day after New Years.'

But it's not just women who are taking an unorthodox(非正统的) approach to the search for their ideal holidates.

Another post, credited with giving the two women the idea originally, reads: 'WANTED: Holiday Girlfriend - 28 (Mission District).

'Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But I don't really want a girlfriend. I just want one for the holidays.'

It's novel, it's honest, it's a transaction that some may disapprove12 of - we have to hand it to all three: It's a Hollywood rom-com script in the making.



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1 warding e077983bceaaa1e2e76f2fa7c8fcbfbc     
监护,守护(ward的现在分词形式)
参考例句:
  • Magina channels a powerful warding magic damping the negative effects of spells. 敌法师用守护魔法来抵御负面法术的攻击。
  • Indeed, warding off disruption is the principal property of complex systems. 的确,避免破损解体是复杂系统主要的属性。
2 intrepid NaYzz     
adj.无畏的,刚毅的
参考例句:
  • He is not really satisfied with his intrepid action.他没有真正满意他的无畏行动。
  • John's intrepid personality made him a good choice for team leader.约翰勇敢的个性适合作领导工作。
3 brutal bSFyb     
adj.残忍的,野蛮的,不讲理的
参考例句:
  • She has to face the brutal reality.她不得不去面对冷酷的现实。
  • They're brutal people behind their civilised veneer.他们表面上温文有礼,骨子里却是野蛮残忍。
4 seasonal LZ1xE     
adj.季节的,季节性的
参考例句:
  • The town relies on the seasonal tourist industry for jobs.这个城镇依靠季节性旅游业提供就业机会。
  • The hors d'oeuvre is seasonal vegetables.餐前小吃是应时蔬菜。
5 epic ui5zz     
n.史诗,叙事诗;adj.史诗般的,壮丽的
参考例句:
  • I gave up my epic and wrote this little tale instead.我放弃了写叙事诗,而写了这个小故事。
  • They held a banquet of epic proportions.他们举行了盛大的宴会。
6 full-time SsBz42     
adj.满工作日的或工作周的,全时间的
参考例句:
  • A full-time job may be too much for her.全天工作她恐怕吃不消。
  • I don't know how she copes with looking after her family and doing a full-time job.既要照顾家庭又要全天工作,我不知道她是如何对付的。
7 aged 6zWzdI     
adj.年老的,陈年的
参考例句:
  • He had put on weight and aged a little.他胖了,也老点了。
  • He is aged,but his memory is still good.他已年老,然而记忆力还好。
8 stringent gq4yz     
adj.严厉的;令人信服的;银根紧的
参考例句:
  • Financiers are calling for a relaxation of these stringent measures.金融家呼吁对这些严厉的措施予以放宽。
  • Some of the conditions in the contract are too stringent.合同中有几项条件太苛刻。
9 Alcoholics Alcoholics     
n.嗜酒者,酒鬼( alcoholic的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Many alcoholics go on drinking sprees that continue for days at a time. 许多酒鬼一次要狂饮好几天。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Do you have a copy of the Alcoholics Anonymous book? 你手上有戒酒匿名会的书吗? 来自互联网
10 forums 68daf8bdc8755fe8f4859024b3054fb8     
讨论会; 座谈会; 广播专题讲话节目; 集会的公共场所( forum的名词复数 ); 论坛,讨论会,专题讨论节目; 法庭
参考例句:
  • A few of the forums were being closely monitored by the administrators. 有些论坛被管理员严密监控。
  • It can cast a dark cloud over these forums. 它将是的论坛上空布满乌云。
11 straightforward fFfyA     
adj.正直的,坦率的;易懂的,简单的
参考例句:
  • A straightforward talk is better than a flowery speech.巧言不如直说。
  • I must insist on your giving me a straightforward answer.我一定要你给我一个直截了当的回答。
12 disapprove 9udx3     
v.不赞成,不同意,不批准
参考例句:
  • I quite disapprove of his behaviour.我很不赞同他的行为。
  • She wants to train for the theatre but her parents disapprove.她想训练自己做戏剧演员,但她的父母不赞成。
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