Stifler¹: Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers! Reggie, give me some love.

 

Reggie: Looking good, Stifler.

 

Stifler: Ladies, better be working hard, you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you.

 

Colleague: Seriously?

 

Stifler: Bob, what are you doing here? Don't you know they fired your ass²?

 

Bob: What?

 

Stifler: I'm just fucking with you. Or am I?

 

Bob: Hey!

 

Stifler: Coffee for the pretty lady?

 

Colleague: Sure, thanks.

 

Stifler: Let me know if you want some creamer with that. Hello, you. How are you? "Oh, I'm good, Stifmeister, 'cause you know what? 'Cause you're the best."- "Oh, I am the best." - "Yes, you are the..." "You know, I love you so much that I'm going to just have some fun down here." "Oh, yeah, yeah..."

 

Duraiswamy: What the hell³ are you doing?

 

Stifler: Jesus Christ⁴! Shit, sorry, Mr. Duraiswamy. It's... I was just... That's good, it's all clean.

 

Duraiswamy: I told you to print out the morning numbers and put them on my desk, and you're making yourself at home?

 

Stifler: No, I just thought...

 

Duraiswamy: "I just thought..." I don't pay you to think. You are a temp.

 

Stifler: Yeah, about that. I feel like I'm being way underutilized here.

 

Duraiswamy: Oh, you do, do you? Thank you for telling me how you feel. Do you mind if I tell you how I feel? I feel the sooner you realize that you're the bitch, not the boss, the better off you will be.

 

Stifler: Fucker.

 

Duraiswamy: What was that?

 

Stifler: Nothing! Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy. Fucker!

 

Michelle: You know, we still haven't discussed the whole bathtub incident.

 

Jim: Huh? Oh, that? That's... That... Don't worry about that. Well, I mean, you know, obviously⁵, I would prefer it if I was the one that made you feel that way, but...

 

Michelle: I know how you feel. Every time I want to shop online and I start typing "Amazon," "amazingcollegesluts.com" pops up.

 

Jim: Amazing what? Okay, look, obviously we need to have more fun together. I promise you, this weekend, there is going to be plenty of Jim and Michelle time, okay?

 

Michelle: Hey!

 

Dad: Hello, sweetheart.

 

Michelle: How are you?

 

Dad: Oh! It's so good to see you.

 

Jim: Hey, Dad.

 

Michelle: Hello, son! Come here. Oh, no! Look who that is!

 

Dad: Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness⁶! He has grown. Look at him! Huh? Someone's got a little poopy diaper.

 

 

1. co-worker: 同事，合作者。

 

2. what the hell: 究竟，到底（表示不在乎、无可奈何、不耐烦等）

 

I've made a muck of it. What the hell can I do now?（我已经把事情弄得一团糟，现在该咋办呢？）

 

3. make oneself at home: 不拘束，别客气，随便。这里老板的意思是说：你倒在这儿逍遥自在?

 

4. temp: 临时工。也可以用作动词表示做临时工作

 

He's been temping for over a year now and wants a permanent job.（他做临时工作已一年多了，想找个固定的工作。）

 

5. underutilized: 未充分使用；大材小用。是一个非常正式的用词；同"underused"。

 

6. better off: 情况更好，更富裕

 

We'd be better off without them as neighbours.（要是没有这家邻居，我们就过得更愉快了。）

 

7. pop up: 突然弹出，突然出现

 

This question has poped up again.（这个问题又冒出来了。）

 

8. bruiser: 彪形大汉；拳击手；好斗的人

 

They looked like a couple of bruisers,and I didn't dare argue with them.（他们看起来像一对好斗的人，我不敢和他们争论。）

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