14-12-11 An ass and a dog were on their travels together, and, as they went along, they found a sealed packet lying on the ground. The ass picked it up. Broke the seal, and found it contained some writing, which he proceeded to read out aloud to the dog. As...

14-10-28 A ploughman yoked his ox and his ass together, and set to work to plough his field. It was a poor makeshift of a team, but it was the best he could do, as he had but a single ox, At the end of the day, when the beasts were loosed from the yoke, the...

14-10-08 A lion, a fox, and an ass went out hunting together, They had soon taken a large booty, which the Lion requested the Ass to divide between them. The Ass divided it all into three equal parts, and modestly begged the others to take their choice, at w...

14-02-28 A blind ass, which had undertaken a long journey, wandered from the road into a forest. As the night came on, our foolish fellow went so far into the thicket（灌木丛） that it couldn't move either backward or forward; and even one who had eyes would...

13-11-29 An ass once found a lion's skin. He put it on, and walked towards the village. All fled when he came near, both men and animals. The ass felt quite proud. He lifted his voice and brayed, but then everyone knew him. His owner came up and gave him a s...

13-10-24 An old peasant was sitting in a meadow watching his ass, which was grazing close by. Then all of a sudden he caught sight of armed men stealthily（暗地里） approaching. He jumped up in a moment, and begged the ass to fly with him as fast as he could...

13-10-14 A lion and a wild ass went out hunting together: the latter was to run down the prey by his superior speed, and the former would then come up and dispatch it. They met with great success; and when it came to sharing the spoil（次品，奖品） . The lio...

13-09-22 A lion and an ass set up as partners and went a-hunting together. In course of time they came to a cave in which there were a number of wild goats. The lion took up his stand at the mouth of the cave, and waited for them to come out; while the ass w...

13-04-18 精彩对白 Jim: What took you guys so long? Finch: We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him. Oz: Plus , that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off . Jim: You brought him? Stifler: Of course they brought me. When you...

13-04-18 精彩对白 Stifler: Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers! Reggie, give me some love. Reggie: Looking good, Stifler. Stifler: Ladies, better be working hard, you weren't hired for your looks. Actually, you were. Not you. Colleague: Seriously? Stifler:...