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Worse 更糟
16-05-06 Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets her off. Christopher: Youre lucky. Mine is a self-starter. 凯文：我和老婆经常吵架。她太爱发火 一点就着。 克里斯托弗：你是幸运的。我老婆是个自动发生器。...
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The Bait 诱饵
16-05-06 Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night. Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside her! I will be with you in about ten minutes, replied the doctor. Until I arrive, try ho...
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Who's in Heaven? 谁在天堂？
16-05-06 An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days. On one sleepless night, she heard a voice and immediately inquired, Is that you, dear? Yes, its me. How are you doing? Im fin...
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爱因斯坦的那些“怪癖”
16-05-04 The mad hair came on the cheap Einsteins second wife was his cousin Elsa Loewenthal. Elsa could not persuade Einstein to pay for a barber so she would cut his hair herself. Waldow recalled: When his hair was too long, when it was beyond the pale, El...
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Kiss in the Park 公园里的接吻
16-04-22 A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing Why dont you do that? said the wife. Honey, replied her husband, I dont even know that woman! 公园里漫步的一对夫妇注意到一位男士和一位女士正坐在长凳...
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情绪沮丧的日本妻子经常说的抱怨话
16-03-27 10. Stop wasting so much money on things you dont need! In many Japanese households, the husband turns his paycheck over to his wife, who manages the family finances. She in turn gives him an allowance to spend, but as with any limit, theres sometim...
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A metaphorical example 隐喻性的例子
16-03-10 A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it. Her husband said: Well, I'll give you an example to illustrate it by comparison. I consider it's just the same as the difference between...
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An ingenious idea 一个好办法
16-03-10 A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it. The doctor said, Try getting home late some night. It's good method. 有个人对医生说他的妻子不说话了，问他该怎么办。 医生说：你试试哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。这是...
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Who is in the shop to take care of it 那谁在店里管事啊？
16-03-10 The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing. At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forwar...
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Who is right 谁是对的
16-03-03 After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right, and his judgment is correct, but you women are always do the opposite. The wife answered, Yes, that you cho...
