15-04-23 Yan Zi was a famous prime minister of the State of Qi during the Spring and Autumn Period。 One day, Yan Zi went out in a carriage driven by his coachman. The coachman's wife had never seen Yan Zi before and wished to have a look at him. She peeped...

15-04-04 A French pensioner was arrested for trying to smuggle his new Russian bride home in a suitcase - before discovering she was free to travel anywhere in the EU. 一名法国退休老人因为试图将新婚的俄罗斯妻子藏在行李箱中偷运回国而被逮捕，结果他发现，他的新...

15-03-19 Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson knew he was coming to borrow something. He won't get away with it this time, muttered Robinson to his wife. Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning, the neighbo...

15-03-17 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore. When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned That's a moray. When our habits are strange and our customs deranged That's our mores. When your horse munches straw and the b...

15-03-06 Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before. Helen said, How about the kitchen? 杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。 海伦说：去厨房怎么样？...

15-03-06 A woman had a desire to have her portrait painted, and her husband engaged the best artist he could find. During one of the sittings , the wife made a rather unusual request. She asked the artist to paint in diamond necklace, ear-rings and tiara, ev...

15-03-02 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. Why are you eating grass? he asked one man. We don't have any mon...

15-03-02 A guy comes home drunk from the bar one night after watching a wonderful night of football. His wife, is of course, sleeping so he tries to sneak into bed. He lies in bed for a few minutes and cuts the biggest fart you've ever heard. His wife sudden...

15-02-27 I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a wife who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended, replaced wh...

15-01-14 The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving, he announced triumphantly, and she turned into a telephone pole!...