14-07-29 A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife to leave you A man shouts out at the news, Give me another bottle of Brandy...

14-07-21 There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes（长袍，礼服） and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much....

14-07-18 I'd like you to come right over, a man phoned an undertaker（承办人） , and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife. Your wife! gasped the undertaker, Didn't I bury her two years ago? You don't understand, said the man, You see I married agai...

14-07-09 A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, How is your family? The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. Good heavens! I forget...

14-06-21 Don't be so quick to judge. Most people are familiar with the trophy wife stereotype that attractive women marry rich men, placing little importance on their other traits, including physical appearance, and that men look for pretty wives but don't c...

14-06-17 At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, Y...

14-06-16 Zeng Zi was one of Confucius' students. Once, Zeng Zi's wife was going shopping. Because the child was crying loudly, she promised the child that she would kill their pig to treat him after she returned home. After she returned, Zeng Zi captured to...

14-06-12 A businessman enters a tavern（酒馆，客栈） , sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender（酒保） to prepare another double martini. Aft...

14-06-12 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after...

14-06-12 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that w...