Bullet points, question marks, underlining and a couple of impressive looking equations.

 

着重号，问号，下划线，还有其他几个令人印象深刻的方程式。
 

 

These are the methods used by one cheeky office worker to appear engaged in front of his boss during a mundane¹ meeting.

 

The bored employee uploaded a copy of the hilarious² handwritten notes he took during a conference to Reddit on Wednesday so others could learn how simple it is to fool you employer into thinking you're a productive member of staff.

 

'Pretend to pay attention and look like you’re writing important things even though it’s all BS,' he scrawled³ on a note pad.

 

'Indentation and bullet points are always a nice touch,' he added.

 

After sitting and listening for another ten minutes, the officer worker jotted⁴ down some numbers and equations so it appeared he was paying close attention.

 

He had several other pointers about how underlining, using question marks and drawing arrows made your notes look legitimate⁵ from afar.

 

His last piece of advice was to make sure you jam some writing into the margins⁶ to 'avoided having to fill up more than one page'.

 

'I can't wait until working in traditional offices are a thing of the past and working remotely from my bed becomes standard,' the man added.

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