How To Gain An Extra Vacation Day
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I urgently1 needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down2 on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of Sam Hill are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate3 for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'
To which she replied:
'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.'


1 urgently 7fwzKU     
  • You would be well advised to tackle this problem urgently. 你还是抓紧处理这个问题为好。
  • Please send us the material at once; it's urgently needed. 请把材料赶紧送来,有急用。
2 upside-down upside-down     
  • They left the room upside-down.他们把房间弄得乱七八糟。
  • The world had turned upside-down.整个世界陷入一片混乱之中。
3 recuperate LAlzQ     
  • Stay in the hospital for a few more days to recuperate.再住院几天,好好地恢复。
  • He went to the country to recuperate.他去乡下养病去了。
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