日期：2012-05-15 Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-15 Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie? Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged（避免作正面答复... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-15 Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-09 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-27 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-18 Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-18 Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl. 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了，小女孩回答道。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-18 Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights. 老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？ 贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-03-21 Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor. Did you miss a step? asked his dad. No, I caught every blessed one!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-03-21 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of schoo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-03-21 A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up! Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, Do you think you're stupid, Johnny? No, ma'am, but I hate to see... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-03-21 A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. The boy quickly replied, Tha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, sti... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 Son: Papa, what's the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school? 儿子：爸爸，有其父必有其子是什么意思呀？ 父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-16 One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? They're busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The police. Can I speak to them? They're busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The firemen. Can I speak to them? They're busy. So le... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-19 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-19 After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while, her son returned and said, M... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of scho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 9月1日，... 阅读全文>>