日期:2017-05-17 Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to go home to use toilet. Dont be stupid, says the barman, Weve got a perfectly good toilet here! Yes, explains the drinker, but I take salts. So what?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-05-17 Methods from Human Resources... 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-05-17 A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. Whats the matter with me? he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, Youre not eating properly.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-05-17 A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks So, how did you end up with the peg-leg? The pirate replies,... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 Its a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Brutus, but, rather, was poisoned. During a sumptuous banquet which they both attended on that fateful Ides of March, Brutus slipped some poisonous hemlock leaves onto Julius... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-04-10 A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. Ouch! She says, I thought you said your dog d... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 A midget walks into the doctors and says, Doc, Ive got these itchy balls and I cant do anything to stop em itching. The Doctor says, I can see the problem and Ill fix it for ya. So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close h... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 A man absolutely hated his wifes cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 b... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do. The f... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doctor, youve got to do something about my husband. He thinks hes a refrigerator! I wouldnt worry too much about it, the doctor replies. Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass. But you dont unde... 阅读全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him daily. Sam, says Moe, You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ba... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-08-25 A teacher is telling his students, The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there. And a boy laughs and says, It must get crowded when its a crescent moon. 一位告诉学生:月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。 一个男孩笑着说:当月亮变成月牙的时... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-08-23 There are two guys in a bar...one says, Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!! Whoa, what the heck happened to him? asks the other guy. Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didnt brake prop... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-07-14 A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. How can I know that the letter is for you? he asked. The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, I think now... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-07-13 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of v... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-06-21 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldnt wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count Ja... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-03-03 I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man sto... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vi... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, I have some bad news and some very bad news. The patient, resigned to his fate, says, Well, might as well give me the bad news first. The lab called with your test results, the doctor began. Unfort... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation In South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he look... 阅读全文>>

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