Things To Know About Chuck Norris
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
 
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
 
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 
Chuck Norris counted to infinity1 - twice.
 
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
 
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
 
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
 
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
 
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
 
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
 
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving2 door.
 
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
 
Remember the Soviet3 Union? They decided4 to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
 
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.


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1 infinity o7QxG     
n.无限,无穷,大量
参考例句:
  • It is impossible to count up to infinity.不可能数到无穷大。
  • Theoretically,a line can extend into infinity.从理论上来说直线可以无限地延伸。
2 revolving 3jbzvd     
adj.旋转的,轮转式的;循环的v.(使)旋转( revolve的现在分词 );细想
参考例句:
  • The theatre has a revolving stage. 剧院有一个旋转舞台。
  • The company became a revolving-door workplace. 这家公司成了工作的中转站。
3 Soviet Sw9wR     
adj.苏联的,苏维埃的;n.苏维埃
参考例句:
  • Zhukov was a marshal of the former Soviet Union.朱可夫是前苏联的一位元帅。
  • Germany began to attack the Soviet Union in 1941.德国在1941年开始进攻苏联。
4 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
参考例句:
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
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