15-09-14 Meet Dougie, the three-year-old miniature donkey who thinks he's a dog. 来认识一下3岁的迷你驴道基，但它以为自己是只狗。 The pet lives with his owners Cal and Tom Stockbridge in Pickering, Yorkshire, where he has run of the house and goes for walks....

15-08-17 A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, You can't bring that dog in here. You don't understand, says the man. This is no regular dog, he can talk. Listen, pal, says the bartender. If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks. T...

15-08-12 A man had an ass and lovely lap-dog. The ass was left in a stable, and had plenty of oats and day to eat, just as any other ass would. The lap-dog knew many tricks, and was a great favourite with his master. The master seldom went out to dine or to...

15-07-22 Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog won would dominate the world. Osama found the meanest Doberman females in the world and bred them with...

15-07-22 A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice, herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately pulls a doggie biscuit out of his pocket an...

15-07-06 An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer. One day the dog arrogantly says: How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you Me? How about me ? the ox says You can only plough or draw a...

15-07-03 Forced to choose between his pet dog and his girlfriend, one man decided the best way to find his friend a new home was to post an advert online. 因被迫在女友和宠物狗之间做出选择，一名男子决定在网上刊登广告给女友找下家。 Entitled 'Free to any willin...

15-06-18 Americans use many expressions with the word dog. People in the United States love their dogs and treat them well. 美国人使用的很多短语里面都含有dog这个词。美国人很喜欢狗，对他们的狗非常好。 They take their dogs for walks, let them play outside and...

15-06-04 Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from. 客人：你的狗为什么坐在那儿看着我吃饭？ 旅馆老板：我想不出，除非是因为你用的是它平时吃饭的盘子。...

15-05-30 A bizarre new dog grooming trend in Taiwan has dog owners giving their pet pooches square or round haircuts. Canine hairdressers all over Taipei are up to date on the special technique required for these eccentric makeovers. 台湾刮起了一阵奇怪的狗狗...