13-11-13 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from...
13-10-30 A traveller was about to start on a journey, and said to his dog. Who was stretching himself by the door, What are you yawning for? Hurry up and get ready. I mean you to go with me. But the dog merely wagged his tail and said quietly, I'm ready, mas...
13-10-30 A blacksmith had a little dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals. One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, Wha...
13-09-29 A friendly English Springer Spaniel named Bonnie, who also happens to be deaf, is being praised by her owner for helping him catch a suspected intruder in their Salem home. 一只友好的英国史宾格犬邦妮虽然耳聋,却帮助主人擒获了一个入室盗窃犯,主人对她...
13-09-13 Designers of social robots, take note. Bring your dog to the lab next time you test a prototype, and watch how your pet interacts with it. You might just learn a thing or two that could help you fine-tune future designs. So says Gabriella Lakatos of...
13-08-15 What's a DINKWAD ? A DINKWAD is an acronym which stands for double income, no kids, with a dog. It's an extension of a DINK (double income, no kids), not to be confused with a DINKY (double income, no kids yet) or a DINKEM (double income, no kids, e...
13-08-10 男士们经常被问到的一个问题是老婆和妈妈同时掉水里,你先救谁?如今,这个问题有了升级版老婆和狗狗同时掉水里,你先救谁?英国男子格兰汉安利给出的答案是:先救狗狗。 When you hear about a man saving his dog from a sinking ship, it's hard to not be moved by...
13-08-05 Growing up, I always wanted a dog. Probably because most of my friends had them, my favorite TV families had them, and it just seemed normal, and American, to have a pooch(杂种狗) in the house. My Dad is very clean. Not just clean, I might say mor...
13-07-09 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登...
13-05-29 Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looke...