日期：2011-10-07 The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitors Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitors Day, the warden called Georg... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier, and the banker said Yes, yes, we are, we are. And then the friend said, But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 A man called a lawyer and asked, How much would you charge me to answer three questions? The lawyer said, $400 dollars! And the man said, Thats a lot of money, isnt it? The lawyer said, I guess so. Whats your third question? 有个人打电话给律师，问道... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, What is the crime you have committed? The offender said, I went shopping too early during the New Year. The judge said, This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how ea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first? The good news! they all shouted. OK, said the Gener... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 Doctor: I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary. Patient: Then send the bill to my father, please. 医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advises a woman. Give him a heart massage, says someone else. No, just give him some brandy, insists th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-08 Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have? Patient: Two of each. Doctor: And how many legs does it have? Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat? 医生：一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛？ 病人：都是两个。 医生：那么它有几条腿呢？ 病人：我说，医... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 Stranger: Catch any fish? Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning. Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden. Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state. 陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？ 钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, Can't you play something the dog doesn't know? 一个小... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 A fat lady walked into the dress shop. I'd like to see a dress that would fit me, she told the clerk. So would I, said the tactless clerk. 一个胖女人走进服装店。我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，她告诉店员说。 我也是。不太老练的店员说道。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-30 There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back. Thats a pretty smart horse, the farmers friend... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day. Brown: What for? Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: On... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 Proctor (exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? Sophomore (meekly):The right leg, sir. 学监（非常生气）：现在你承认这可怜的... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 Father, said Jim, running into the drawing-room, there's a big black cat in the dining-room. Never mind, Jimmy, said his father drowsily, black cats are lucky. This one is, he's just had your dinner! 吉米跑进客厅说：爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫！ 他的父... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it? 约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？ 史密斯先生：是的。 约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-08-18 The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at... 阅读全文>>