日期：2009-02-08 Hard of hearing 身患重听 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. 有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。 One remarked to the other, Windy, ain't it? 其中一个人对另一个人说：这天儿... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-07 Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-07 Caught stealing 当场擒获小偷 A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this? 一个... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-07 Automotive horror 极速恐怖 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be car... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-07 Bad relationships 糟糕的关系 Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, 两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生活，一个说道： Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-07 Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando. 奥兰多公车上的声明。 When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. 当您下车的时候，请务必低头并小心脚下。 If you miss your step... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 Psychological Test 心理学测试 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. 一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师，正在进行一个口头测试。 Speaking specifically about manic depression,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅，却能把皮肤晒黑？ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为什么你从来没见过头版头条写！算命师中大奖？ Why is abbreviated such a long word? 为什么缩写是这么... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I＇d rather have the money.（不必，我很有钱。） 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don＇t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。 I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 Well, bring me the winner then. 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-06 Egg Donor 鸡蛋捐赠人 One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. 一天，苏在打扫床底下... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-05 Dead turtle 死去的乌龟 Mommy, my turtle is dead, the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. 妈妈,我的乌龟死了,小男孩默丁伸出手里的乌龟给妈妈看,悲伤地对她说. The mother kissed him on the head, the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-05 Pull over and pull-over 靠边？套头衫？ A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, Pull over! 警察看到一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣。警察走近她，说道：把车贴边。 No, she replied, a pair of socks! 女人说：... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-05 Be Careful for What You Wish for 许愿也要小心 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对夫妇结婚已经25年了，正在一起庆祝他们的结婚纪念日和60岁生日。 During the celebration a fai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-05 They are directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-04 Running a red light 闯红灯 Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out Hey, why did you do that? The driver says, Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the ti... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-04 Placing your order 点餐 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. No bills larger than $20 will be accepted. 我和朋友在一家快餐店排队等着点餐，看到店里贴了张通知：本店不... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-04 This is my seat 这是我的位子 It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. 一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。 After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-04 The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you! 一个高尔夫球手正要发球，跑... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-02 Disappearing Act 失踪 When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him. Yes, she replied readily. Tell him my mother... 阅读全文>>