Early Big Shopping 提早大抢购
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An offender1 was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

The judge said, "This is not a crime!  Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how  early did you go shopping?" 

He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business,  and I was already inside."

有个犯人被带到法官面前审案,法官问他:“你犯了什么罪?”

犯人说:“因为我在新年时,太早去采购了。”

法官说:“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?”

他说:“商店还没开门,我就已经进去了。”



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1 offender ZmYzse     
n.冒犯者,违反者,犯罪者
参考例句:
  • They all sued out a pardon for an offender.他们请求法院赦免一名罪犯。
  • The authorities often know that sex offenders will attack again when they are released.当局一般都知道性犯罪者在获释后往往会再次犯案。
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