日期：2007-12-01 Men's Mastercard Commercial Cover Charge $15.00 Round of Drinks $23.00 Table Dance- $30.00 Another round of drinks $23.00 Couch dance and tips $50.00 A round of shots $34.00 Private dance in your hotel room $300.00 Being able to send her on her way... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 A young girl was having a heart to heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university. Mum, I have to tell you, the girl confessed. I lost my virginity last weekend. I'm not surprised, said her mother. It was bound to happe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered der... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging his shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso. The guy was getting sexually... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 Thirty four year old female boxer Ann Wolfe wants to fight a male boxer. If that isn't sanctioned, she can always date Mike Tyson. - Jim Barach... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, I'm not sure I understand what you mean. She say, Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped. His buddy said, I have an idea, w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-01 There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200 girls to have sex with for a year. The second guy loved... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning! Ho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 A hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well done, not to rare, but right in the groove.' So the waiter brings his burger and asks if he wants... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is clean... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. The gas pump, of course, didn't respo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible. So they both masturbate into a cup and have a doctor use their sperm to impregnate a female friend of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, How much? She says Twenty bucks. He says, All right. They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, Lord,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden and it's time to put him in a retirement home. So they take him out to Sunny Hills Retirement Community and install him in his new home. After he was there for a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-21 The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her 90th... 阅读全文>>