日期：2008-01-23 Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-23 A racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed? he asked. It was afte... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. How did you get on tonight Dear? asked her mother. Not too good, replied the daughter. I only got $20 for a blow jo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget, said th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, Sit with my wife. You two... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, I'd like 99 condoms please. With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, 9... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this. What's the problem? the doctor inquired. Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 Two Amish women were picking potatoes one autumn day. The first Amish woman had two potatoes in her hands. She looked at the other woman and said, These potatoes remind me of my husbands testicles. The other woman said, Are his testicles that big? N... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make it a costume party with the theme of emotions. So that night, the first couple came to the front door... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee? He declines. It's this Viagra, he says, it's really taken the edge off my appetite. At lunc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ev... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-19 The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. Oh dear, said the Queen, How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that. It's quite understan... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound. You just would... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter... Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. Irving, you know th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, So, Liz, how's your sex life these days? Liz replies, Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind. Social Security? Nina asked quizzically. Yeah, you get a little eac... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 A wife says to her friend, Our sex life stinks. Her friend says, Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex? She says, Once, and I saw rage. Her friend says, Why would he be angry during sex? The wife says, Because he was looking t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell naughty stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-01-15 Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened,... 阅读全文>>