My Good Ol' Dog
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On a hot summer day, a country bumpkin came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The bumpkin said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The bumpkin replies, "No way dog's in heat...she's cool kawse I got 'er tied unner the shade tree."
The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand your dog needs to be bred1.'
"No way,' the bumpkin says, 'dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells2 out; 'NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!'
The redneck looks at him with a long pause3 and says,
"Go 'head. I always wanted a police dog."


1 bred bred     
生育( breed的过去式和过去分词 ); 繁殖; 孕育; 导致
  • a well-bred young lady 一位有教养的少女
  • Both the twin brothers were born and bred in London. 这对双胞胎兄弟是在伦敦长大的。
2 yells 125085a41c2797c7a3b1b94d59906b26     
v.叫喊,号叫,叫着说( yell的第三人称单数 )
  • The most savage yells of all came from the schoolchildren. 最野蛮的喊叫声来自那些学童。 来自英汉文学
  • Dimes, dimes, "yells another, selling $ 10 vials of crack. 另一个卖瓶装克拉克的青年也在大声叫卖。 来自名作英译部分
3 pause nLBxG     
  • After a little pause, he went on with his speech.稍停一会儿后,他又继续讲演。
  • He made a pause and then went on reading.他停顿了一下,然后又读下去。
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