日期:2008-01-05 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for a... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on. Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a l... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her fourth... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy would never return to Earth. The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, ho... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together and seeing whose could perform the most impressive feat. Okay, Rover, ordered the architect, and Rove... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of sexual harrassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust, he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor !... 阅读全文>>

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日期:2008-01-05 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. Sorry, I just backed into your Beemer.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, Don't worry, we have plenty of those where I come from. The Englishman offered... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: D... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place. So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release? The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven. The angel standing there said, We've been waiting a long time for you. What do you mean, he replied. I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now? 45? Y... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was a doctor. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his whiskey flask. The doctor accepted and handed t... 阅读全文>>

日期:2007-12-01 Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior partner slaps his forehead. Damn, he says, I forgot to lock the office safe before we left. His partner replies, What are you worried about? We're both here.... 阅读全文>>

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