The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary, and he decided¹ to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased² at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.

Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen, Baby, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?

The secretary's reply, "My lawyer!"