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A young woman who was several months pregnant¹ boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated² on account³ of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused⁴.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst⁵ out laughing. She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was as asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling⁶". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."

He won the case.

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1 pregnant
adj.怀孕的，怀胎的
参考例句：
She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。 She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。

2 humiliated
感到羞愧的
参考例句：
Parents are humiliated if their children behave badly when guests are present. 子女在客人面前举止失当，父母也失体面。 He was ashamed and bitterly humiliated. 他感到羞耻，丢尽了面子。

3 account
n.叙述；帐目；帐户
参考例句：
She left out an important item in her account.她的账目漏掉了一个重要的项目。 He has made several withdrawals from his bank account.他从银行账户上提了几次款。

4 amused
adj.被逗笑的；愉快的；顽皮的v.“amuse”的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
My funny drawings amused the kids. 我的滑稽图画把孩子们逗乐了。 There was an amused look on the President's face. 总统面带愉悦的神情。

5 burst
vi.（burst，burst）爆炸；爆破；爆裂；爆发；vt.使…破裂；使…炸破；n.突然破裂；爆发
参考例句：
We all held our breath till the bomb burst.我们屏住呼吸直到炸弹爆炸。 She suddenly burst into song.她突然唱起歌来。

6 swelling
n.肿胀
参考例句：
Use ice to reduce the swelling. 用冰敷消肿。 There is a marked swelling of the lymph nodes. 淋巴结处有明显的肿块。

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