日期：2015-07-22 A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice, herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately pulls a doggie biscuit out of his pocket an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-22 Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-07-07 Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said, I'm going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window dur... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-23 One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street. When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99. Oh, wow, this is an omen! the man said, so he bought a pair of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-06-23 Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-25 A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available from a near-by dealer. Shortly afterwards the house was broken into at night by burglars while the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-21 George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inqu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-21 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-05-21 One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me including you, bartender. So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: That will be $36.50 please. The drunk says he has no money so the bartender sl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-07 One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: Roger, there's a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today, and I want to go to it. I'll leave you some food for your lunch. Is that all right? Oh, yes. Her husband answered, That's quite all r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-30 While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: You weigh 195 pounds, youre married and you're on you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-17 Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss. The Employee: Dear Bo$$, A$ all of u$ have red from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-17 One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many college students are prone to do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-17 There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter r... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-06 A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. You will f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. Whe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his children. His wife was ill and he spent a lot of money on her medicine. And the harvest was bad and all his family were going go be hungry the next spring. He was quite worried... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all liked him and played with him though he often boasted. He was strong and often had sports. He hoped to join the army when he left the middle school. Bad luck! His leg was hu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he retired. Now he and his wife stay at home and his children work in another city. The old woman does all housework and he has nothing to do at home. He likes neither reading... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.... Man: Hi! Am I ever happy to see you. Girl: Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette... 阅读全文>>