日期:2010-01-06 Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch th... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-11-07 What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big dea... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-11-07 How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I g... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-11-07 Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically, she called to the... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-11-07 The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the ar... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-10-17 Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor a... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-30 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-30 Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angril... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-30 A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attache... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not! 疯人院 一天晚上,在疯人院里... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal! he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time Never mind, th... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 以下是发生在台湾的真实故事 某年大学联招英文作文试题 黑羊与白羊,请考生看完前段 提示後接着完成全文--提示如下: One day the black goat meet the white goat on a bridge 有一名考生的回答如下: Then the black goat asked the white goat Can you speak Chin... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed... 阅读全文>>

日期:2009-04-02 笑果指数 ★ I don't have time to read, because I must study. Studying usually involvesreading! I shared it by myself. You cannot share things with yourself! It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture. 'Disadvantages' are bad by d... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out o... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins Once upon a time... A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!...... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 The toothbrush had to be invented in W.V., because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What is particularly long and hard for most Southern men? Fifth grade.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth.... 阅读全文>>

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