日期:2008-01-09 Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-09 What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-09 Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-09 What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers! Don't worry Bubb... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 What's the most popular pickup line in Alabama? Nice tooth!... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live? asked the operator. Bubba replied, At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The operator asked, Can you spell that for me?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say I've gotta leak in my sink and the person at the front desk says go ahead.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-05 What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Mississippi? A documentary.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 Where was the toothbrush invented? Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, Got any ID? The driver says, 'Bout what?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2008-01-02 Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.... 阅读全文>>

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