10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:

1. The monitor is up on blocks
2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
3. The six front keys have rotted out
4. The extra RAM¹ slots have Dodge² Truck parts stored in them
5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six
6. The password is BUBBA
7. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU
8. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
9. The keyboard is camouflaged³
10. And, the best way to tell if a REDNECK has been working on a computer is...... The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter'