Free Sex
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Buba and Bo were driving down the road one day and Bo said "Buba, Let's stop at that filling station over on the loop1. I've heard some thing about it and want to see if it's true."

Buba say's "O.K.", and they head for the station. When they pull up to the pumps, there is a card on top of the pump that say's:

Free Sex With Fill-Up

"That's what I've heard- Let's fill up Buba", Bo say's.

Buba say's "O.K". and they fill-up and go into the station. Bo tells the man behind the counter2.

"I want my free sex- we filled up!"

"It's not quite that simple" the man behind the counter say's. "You have to pick a number between one and ten."

Bo say's "O.K.- er - seven."

"Nope, that's not the number- sorry." The man says.

At that time, Buba chimes in- "Hey- I want to play, it was my truck we filled up!"

"O.K.- pick a number between one and ten." the man behind the counter says.

Buba thinks for a minute and says "O.K.- er- three."

"Sorry- that's not the number. Better luck next time."

As Buba and Bo are driving off, Buba looks at Bo and says, " I think that game is rigged3. No matter what number we choose, he is just going to say "Sorry, wrong number."

"No, it's for real." Bo replies. "My wife stopped by here twice last week and she won both times."



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1 loop 50mxT     
n.圈,环(状物);回路,循环;v.(使)成环
参考例句:
  • Loop the curtains up.把窗帘卷起来。
  • He bends a wire into a loop.他将铁线弯成圆圈。
2 counter Iznxc     
n.柜台;计数器;adj.相反的;adv.与…相反地;vt.反对,反击;vi.反对,反击
参考例句:
  • This counter is closed now.这个柜台现在已停止营业。
  • Set the counter to zero and you'll know where the recording starts.把计数器拨到零,你就会知道录音从哪儿开始。
3 rigged 96b025c823d2449bd479f4447805b189     
adj.作弊的,非法操纵的v.给(船、桅杆)装配帆及索具( rig的过去式和过去分词 );用临时替代材料迅速搭起;(用不正当手段)操纵;垄断
参考例句:
  • He said the election had been rigged. 他说选举被人操纵了。
  • They complained that the election had been rigged. 他们投诉这次选举被人操纵。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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