Make Love To a Ghost
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar1 on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

Fifteen students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further: Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished2. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a host."

The student replies, "Ghost!? I thought you said 'goats.'"


1 seminar izlwn     
  • The seminar aims to provide an overview on new media publishing.研讨会旨在综览新兴的媒体出版。
  • The seminar was to discuss diversification of agriculture.该研讨会讨论的是农业多种经营。
2 astonished LyUznq     
  • The news astonished everyone. 这消息使大家十分惊讶。
  • He was astonished to learn he'd won the competition. 他听说他比赛赢了,感到很惊讶。
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