A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?" The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you."

The boy listened curiously¹ as the geezer explained, "One day I was fishing on the pier² when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'Holy shit! I've caught a whale!'" "No kidding?" pried³ the boy. The geezer continued, "But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid⁴!

Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..." "And?" interjected the boy. Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout⁵ a little head?'"

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