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Joke: A Brief Moment

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Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older.

One declares, "Sometimes I catch myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and for a brief moment can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimes in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing¹ of the stairs, and can't remember if I'm on my way up or down."

The third one responds², " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock wood," as she taps her knuckles³ on the table. "That must be someone at the door, I'll get it!"

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1 landing
n.登陆；着陆；楼梯平台
参考例句：
Owing to engine trouble,the plane had to make a forced landing.由于发动机出了毛病，飞机不得不进行迫降。 When are we landing?我们什么时候着陆？

2 responds
回答，回报，响应( respond的第三人称单数 )；有反应；有效果；有影响
参考例句：
The plane responds well to the controls. 这飞机对操纵反应灵敏。 This material is heat-sensitive, ie responds quickly to changes in temperature. 这种材料对温度变化很敏感。

3 knuckles
n.（指人）指关节( knuckle的名词复数 )；（指动物）膝关节，踝v.（指人）指关节( knuckle的第三人称单数 )；（指动物）膝关节，踝
参考例句：
He gripped the wheel until his knuckles whitened. 他紧紧握住方向盘，握得指关节都变白了。 Her thin hands were twisted by swollen knuckles. 她那双纤手因肿大的指关节而变了形。来自《简明英汉词典》

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