Joke: Baby Bear
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The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting1 up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge2 wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused3 by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives4 you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."


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1 splitting 63e738be2e9bce2bc553099a8881cfbd     
爆裂式的
参考例句:
  • the splitting of the atom 原子的分裂
  • We heard an ear-splitting scream from the terrified girl. 我们听见那个受惊的女孩发出一声刺耳的尖叫声。
2 judge ValzJ     
n.裁判员;法官,审判官;推事;vt.判断,判决,裁定,审理,鉴定;vi.下判断,作评价
参考例句:
  • He is a fair judge.他是一位公正的审判员。
  • Teachers always judge their students on the final examination.老师常根据期末考试来评价他们的学生。
3 confused Yp1z8     
adj.困惑的,烦恼的
参考例句:
  • They asked so many questions that they confused me.他们问了许多问题,都把我弄糊涂了。
  • A wise man is never confused.智者不惑。
4 relatives e5e157178e74f0776237fee94dbbfed4     
n.亲属( relative的名词复数 );相关物;亲缘植物(或动物);[语法学]关系词
参考例句:
  • She went to visit relatives in Wales. 她去威尔士看望亲戚了。
  • They're always farming out their children on their relatives. 他们总是把孩子寄养在亲戚家。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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