Joke: Never Mind
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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.

She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret, there's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on it.

The next day the nun1 didn't hear from Saint Peter and called him back.

"Please set this error straight before tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone must attend!"

"Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."

Apparently2, her plight3 slipped his mind, and the following morning he received another phone call from hell.

He picked up the receiver and heard, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie, never mind!"


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1 nun THhxK     
n.修女,尼姑
参考例句:
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
2 apparently tMmyQ     
adv.显然地;表面上,似乎
参考例句:
  • An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽,豁然开朗。
  • He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。
3 plight 820zI     
n.困境,境况,誓约,艰难;vt.宣誓,保证,约定
参考例句:
  • The leader was much concerned over the plight of the refugees.那位领袖对难民的困境很担忧。
  • She was in a most helpless plight.她真不知如何是好。
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