Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement¹ center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

 

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

 

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

 

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

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