日期：2014-10-28 I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return, she said. What an example of true love, I replied. I wonder if you'd be that concerned a about me? Ho... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. A blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, So y'all want to be cops, huh? The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, op... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, According to th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The newscrew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. Th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible! says the doctor. Show me. The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the no haggle... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-09-24 A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-09-16 A friend of mine, while visiting his mother in Florida, took her to a shoe store to purchase a new pair of shoes. While she was trying on different styles, my friend took the manager aside. When she picks out a pair that she likes, he said, Just tel... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-09-16 Two sisters kept up a feud for 30 years. On Matilda's 70th birthday, Alice felt pang of remorse, but it passed. Yet later, when she heard Matilda was ill, she felt compelled to visit her. Matilda looked sternly at her younger sister. At last she sai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-25 Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics（化妆品） guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the miracle products, she asks... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-25 Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty old clothes and no stockings, her hair was not tidy, she had dust on her face, and she looked dirty and tired. Her husband looked at her and said, Is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-19 Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches . As a teen-ager leafing through（迅速翻阅） old photographs with grandma, I finally realized h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-19 Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days. When asked by the police for a description of her husband, she replied, He's over six feet tall, with beautiful, wavy blond hair.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-13 A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him. While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing（烦躁，发牢骚） and jabbering（快而含糊地说） all the time. The doctor told her: Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-30 A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband. She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in fr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-07-18 If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other. she remarked. And if you tell a woman anything, he countered, it goes in at both ears and out of her mouth. 女人说：你告诉男人一件事，他一个耳朵进，一个耳朵出。 男人回敬说：你告... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-26 The God decided to create woman, and he should take a rib from Adam. He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: Adam, enjoy the sleep, this is the last chance that you could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise. 上帝决定创造女人，但他需要... 阅读全文>>