Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

 

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge¹ of a tall building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet² he'll jump."

 

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan³ dive off of the building, falling to his death.

 

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."

 

Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

 

Bob took the money.

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