2101
Pam,
I gotta tell you something

2102
about-- about this little
dude right here.

2103
In my first really passionate
sexual awakening¹,

2104
I did,
in fact, lose my virginity

2105
to our beautiful housekeeper,
Isabel.

2106
Greg, honey,
that was in the past.

2107
So why don't
you come sit down?

2108
No, no, honey, 'cause I have to
get this off my chest, really.

2109
Sit.

2110
We conceived a child.

2111
And his name is
Jorge Villalobos.

2112
Come up here, Jorge.
Come up here.

2113
Let's lift
the veil of mystery.

2114
The fruit of my loins
is right here.

2115
Everybody take a look.
See his face.

2116
He's mine.

2117
Search your feelings, Jorge.

2118
You know it to be true.

2119
It's okay.
I know.

2120
I know.
Lot of information.

2121
You let it settle.

2122
Who'd have thunk it, huh?

2123
Come on,
give that kid a hand.

2124
Oh, and, uh, Jack²?

2125
Pam's pregnant.

2126
Focker out.

2127
Hey.

2128
Hey.

2129
What happened last night?

2130
Well, you got drunk
and told my dad I'm pregnant.

2131
You revealed you have

2132
a 15-year-old son
named Jorge.

2133
And, oh, apparently
you have the hots for my mom.

2134
Oh, my God.

2135
I-- I...

2136
You mean,
is that really true?

2137
I think she's attractive.

2138
No, that you have a son
you never told me about.

2139
I... Honey, if it is,

2140
I never heard about it
before last night.

2141
Isabel never
said anything to me. I-- I...

2142
I mean.

2143
I don't even
remember drinking.

2144
You're telling me the truth,
aren't you?

2145
Of course, I am.
Pam,

2146
I love you.

2147
I would never lie to you
about anything like that.

2148
I love you, too.

2149
And if Jorge
really is your son,

2150
then we will make it work.

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