451
Okay.

452
A- are you thinking
maybe my parents might be

453
like-- like a chink
in the chain or...

454
A doctor and a lawyer,
what's there to worry about?

455
Mmm-hmm.

456
Ooh, it seems very nice.

457
Is that your father?

458
That is my father.

459
Hey! There you are.

460
What the heck is
that contraption?

461
I thought you guys
were flying in tonight.

462
I left a message yesterday
We were driving--

463
Oh, I didn't get a message.

464
I left you like five messages.

465
Will you get over here
and plant one on me.

466
Talking about messages.

467
I've been waiting so long
to see you. My best buddy¹.

468
Good to see you.

469
Come here. Come here.
Oh, I missed you.

470
Is this not
the most handsome young man

471
you've ever seen
in your life?

472
I used to call him
a young Jewish Marlon Brando.

473
Huh?

474
Can you believe

475
I conceived him
with one testicle?

476
No, really. It's true.

477
I only have one because
the other never dropped.

478
It's called
an undescending testicle.

479
It's not uncommon,
but look at him.

480
Imagine what he would have
looked like if I had two.

481
That's a good icebreaker.

482
Whoa!
Ho!

483
There's the sexiest
second grade teacher

484
I've ever seen in my life.

485
That was a good one.

486
It gets her every time.

487
Goose bumps. She loves it.

488
I'm Dina Byrnes.
It's so nice to meet you.

489
The pleasure is all mine,
mon cheri.

490
You got to be the flower man.

491
That's right.
Jack² Byrnes, Pam's father.

492
And I'm Bernard Focker,
Gaylord's father,

493
and we're all grownups here
and we shake hands like men.

494
All right.

495
Oh, we're just playing here.

496
Give me some love.

497
We're family now.

498
What're you so shy about?
Come here.

499
Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.

500
Wow! You're harder
than sheetrock.

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