14-04-08 The phone rang in the obituary（讣告） department of the local newspaper. How much does it cost to have an obituary printed? asked the woman. It's five dollars a word, ma'am, the clerk replied politely. Fine, said the woman after a moment. Got a pen...

14-04-04 Women are twice as choosy as men when they go speed dating, research suggests. Why might that be? 研究显示，约会的时候，女性的挑剔程度是男性的两倍。为什么会这样呢？ Trying to work out who is single in a bar, approach them and asking them out before...

14-03-27 Puma refers to an attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar. Cougar is an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. 美洲狮指的是年纪在三十岁左右的漂亮女人。她具有发展为熟女的潜力。熟女指的是...

14-03-20 A walk-in closet refers to a woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out. 步入式衣橱指充当未出柜的男同性恋的假恋人、帮他掩饰身份的女人。 Example: Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his...

14-03-14 1、doll 美人 本义洋娃娃。在男性使用的场合仅指美人，并无头脑简单的意思。Get a load of that doll over there. I wonder what her name is.（你瞧瞧那边的那位美人哟！）不知道她叫什么名字。女性把doll翻版用作对男性的称呼，表示有魅力的英俊男子。Isn't the capt...

14-03-12 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me. The man says: You go up ther...

14-02-15 一项最新调查揭示，英国男士心目中的完美女友身高5英尺5英寸，是曼联队的粉丝，说话还带有爱尔兰口音。当问及哪位明星最接近他们心目中的完美女友时，凯莉布鲁克、谢丽尔科尔和杰西卡恩妮斯呼声最高。 A new poll has revealed the perfect girlfriend - she is 5ft 5i...

14-01-13 A 58-year-old Utah woman is set to give birth in a few weeks -- to her first grandchild. 美国犹他州普洛佛，一名58岁的妇女未来几周内即将产下她的第一个外甥女。 Julia Navarro is serving as a gestational surrogate for her daughter and son-in-law after t...

14-01-08 There was once a poor woman who gave birth to a little son; and as he came into the world with a caul（胎膜） on, it was predicted that in his fourteenth year he would have the King's daughter for his wife. It happened that soon afterwards the King...

13-12-20 哥伦比亚某医院的医生们在本周遇到了一件奇怪的事情一位82岁的老太太已经怀孕了40年。她在周一时因剧烈的腹泻而到该医院就诊，在全面的临床检查之后，医生确定在她的腹部并没有结石或肿瘤，而在子宫外发现了一个胎儿，但已经死亡了近40年。 Doctors in Colombia discov...