爸爸笑话 上
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1. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
今天我的儿子问我“能给我张书签吗?”我顿时泪如泉涌。他已经11岁了,仍不知道我的名字叫Brian.
 
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So sorry Brian, one day he'll get it!
Brian我真为你难过,有一天他会明白的。
 
2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff1 and right.
我妻子说我毫无方向感,为此她非常生气。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。
 
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I love this one.
好喜欢这个笑话
 
3. DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently2 an actress just killed herself.
爸爸:我进城的路上一直在听收音机,听说有个女明星刚刚自杀了。
 
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
哦天呐!是谁呀?
 
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
呃,我不记得了……我记得好像叫Reese什么什么吧
 
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
妈妈: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
 
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
爸爸:不,好像是用一把刀
 
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Groan3 - nice one!
大笑不止——这个笑话真不错!
(注: WITHERSPOON与with a spoon谐音)
 
4. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
你知不知道,第一份法国薯条其实不是在法国诞生的?它们是在希腊诞生的。
 
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This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
这个笑话好蠢,我都笑出声了。
(注:Greece与greese谐音)
 
5. If a child refuses to sleep during nap4 time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
如果一个孩子拒绝在午睡时间睡觉,他们会因拘捕获罪吗?
 
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If the kid wants to avoid a rest, he should go under cover ;)
如果那孩子想逃避追捕,他应该寻求掩护
(注:resisting a rest还可以理解为“拒绝休息”,undercover还可以理解成“躲在披盖下面”)
 
6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
我在读一本关于反重力的书。我无法把它放下来!
 
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You must obey gravity, it's the law
你不能违抗重力,这是自然法则。
 
7. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
你怎么称呼一个既没有身体,也没有鼻子的人?没人知道
 
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
你怎么称呼一只没有眼睛的鹿?我也不知道。
(注:Nobody knows与no body nose谐音;no idea与no eye deer谐音)


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1 stuff Itsw1     
n.原料,材料,东西;vt.填满;吃饱
参考例句:
  • We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
  • He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。
2 apparently tMmyQ     
adv.显然地;表面上,似乎
参考例句:
  • An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽,豁然开朗。
  • He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。
3 groan LfXxU     
vi./n.呻吟,抱怨;(发出)呻吟般的声音
参考例句:
  • The wounded man uttered a groan.那个受伤的人发出呻吟。
  • The people groan under the burden of taxes.人民在重税下痛苦呻吟。
4 nap o6bzX     
n.(白天)打瞌睡,打盹
参考例句:
  • The nap of the coat has been worn off.外衣上的绒毛已经磨掉了。
  • Don't bother me while I am taking my nap.我小睡的时候不要打扰我。
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