日期:2016-03-10 A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it. Her husband said: Well, I'll give you an example to illustrate it by comparison. I consider it's just the same as the difference between... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-03-10 After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: Don't always think of sad side, and you should try to think of the good side. The widow thought for a while and said: This is the first time I know there he stay after 20 year. 葬礼完毕,朋... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers. The confused man inquires, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member? A: Someone who comes to your door and tells you to screw off!... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and... 阅读全文>>

日期:2016-01-07 He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants don't you? He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sof... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5. So, he puts... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: What was that for? Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket w... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 Warren was sitting alone in his office one night when a Genie popped up out of his ashtray. And what will your third wish be? Warren looked at the Genie and said, Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-12-10 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undre... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-11-24 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. Doc, he says, I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. What dream? asked the shrink, not really paying attention. You know, says the man, the one where I'm into... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, This is a very... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forget... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 I dialed a number and got the following recording: I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the ch... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 One doctor operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not fin... 阅读全文>>

日期:2015-10-21 After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty mi... 阅读全文>>

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