Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle.

One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it.

"That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose.

"Yeah. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi."

"Viens a moi? What's that mean?"

A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"

Sharon took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"