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Tricked Him

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One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants¹.

After a while² the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid³ girl he just stood⁴ there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did⁵.

when she got⁶ home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied⁷ and said⁸: "No actually⁹ I tricked¹⁰ him, this time i did not wear any pants!"

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1 pants
n.(pl)裤子，短裤
参考例句：
This is a pair of pants.这是一条裤子。 What color are his pants?他的裤子是什么颜色？

2 while
conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句：
In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。 He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。

3 stupid
adj.愚蠢的，笨拙的，麻木的，无趣味的；n.傻瓜
参考例句：
The boy is too stupid.那个男孩太笨了。 He must be really stupid.那他一定很傻。

4 stood
vbl.stand的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
She stood up when they came in.当他们进来时，她站了起来。 The child stood by the side of his mother.孩子站在母亲身边。

5 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

6 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

7 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

8 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

9 actually
adv.实际上，事实上，竟然，居然，如今
参考例句：
he looks young, but she's actually 50.她看上去年轻，可是实际上已五十岁了。 Actually,that's not quite right.实际上，那不完全对。

10 tricked
v.哄骗，欺骗( trick的过去式和过去分词 )；打扮
参考例句：
The swindler tricked the old lady out of her necklace. 那个骗子把老妇人的项链骗走了。来自《简明英汉词典》 I was tricked into giving the old man some money. 我被骗了，给了那老头儿一些钱。来自《简明英汉词典》

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