"The Interview" a One-Act Play_司法笑话

"The Interview" a One-Act Play

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Applicant¹: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant²."

Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants³."

Applicant: "That's okay, with my experience, I can be an adviser⁴."

Employer: "More than we can use already."

Applicant (getting desperate): "I'm not proud. I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor⁵."

Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."

Applicant (stands, angrily yells): "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly⁶ crawling, double dealing⁷ jerk!"

Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney! Have a seat, we may have an opening."

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1 applicant
n.申请人，求职者，请求者
参考例句：
He was the hundredth applicant for the job. 他是第100个申请这项工作的人。 In my estimation, the applicant is well qualified for this job. 据我看, 这位应征者完全具备这项工作的条件。

2 consultant
n.顾问；会诊医师，专科医生
参考例句：
He is a consultant on law affairs to the mayor.他是市长的一个法律顾问。 Originally,Gar had agreed to come up as a consultant.原来，加尔只答应来充当我们的顾问。

3 consultants
顾问( consultant的名词复数 )；高级顾问医生，会诊医生
参考例句：
a firm of management consultants 管理咨询公司 There're many consultants in hospital. 医院里有很多会诊医生。

4 adviser
n.劝告者，顾问
参考例句：
They employed me as an adviser.他们聘请我当顾问。 Our department has engaged a foreign teacher as phonetic adviser.我们系已经聘请了一位外籍老师作为语音顾问。

5 janitor
n.看门人，管门人
参考例句：
The janitor wiped on the windows with his rags.看门人用褴褛的衣服擦着窗户。 The janitor swept the floors and locked up the building every night.那个看门人每天晚上负责打扫大楼的地板和锁门。

6 belly
n.肚子，腹部；(像肚子一样)鼓起的部分，膛
参考例句：
The boss has a large belly.老板大腹便便。 His eyes are bigger than his belly.他眼馋肚饱。

7 dealing
n.经商方法，待人态度
参考例句：
This store has an excellent reputation for fair dealing.该商店因买卖公道而享有极高的声誉。 His fair dealing earned our confidence.他的诚实的行为获得我们的信任。