Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!

Q: Why do cats chase birds?
A: For a lark!

Q: What do cats read in the morning?
A: Mewspapers!

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
A: An acrocat!

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!

Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
A: Because she heard fowl language!

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!