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Peeing In Church

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A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate¹ to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper²'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

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1 appropriate
adj.适当的，合适的；v.拨出，挪用，盗用
参考例句：
It is appropriate that he should get the post.由他担任这一职务是恰当的。 We should take appropriate measures to improve our teaching.我们应当采取适当的措施提高教学质量。

2 whisper
n.耳语，密谈，谣传，飒飒的声音；vi.耳语，密谈，飒飒地响；vt.低声说
参考例句：
Their voices fell to a whisper.他们的话音低到成了耳语。 I've heard a whisper that he's going to resign.我听到了一个传闻说他准备辞职。

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