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Bee jokes 03
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Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!

Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!

Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!

Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!

Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!

Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!

Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!

Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!

Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!


 

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