网站地图 RSS订阅
高级搜索 收藏本站
 首页 | 新闻 | 小说 | 笑话 | 试题 | 散文 | 诗歌 | 演讲 | 娱乐 | 故事 | 科普 | 行业 | 技巧 | 英语论坛 | 英语书店
 
 当前位置:首页>笑话>儿童笑话> Bee jokes 01  
Bee jokes 01
文章来源: 文章作者: 发布时间:2007-10-06   字体: [ ]  进入论坛  
(单词翻译:双击或拖选)
 
 
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!


 

↑返回顶部   打印本页   关闭窗口↓  
相关文章
·Kid wisdom
·When he grows up
·Circumcision
·When I grow up...
·X-ray
·Looking for me
·Playing house
·Summer Camp
·Fur coat
·All you can drink
·Family trip
·Cow giving birth
·I'm ashamed of you
·Sucking her thumb
·Kindergarten
·Zoo visit
·Kindergarten
·Science lesson
·Spell water
·Math multiplication
 
  关键字:
  范  围:
 
 
热 点 频 道